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Ten ways to use your dick other than SEX.

11 LEARN HOW TO COUNT

10 PLUG HOLES

9 JIMMY OPEN A LOCK

8 WASH YOUR DOG

7 OPEN A BEER

6 NO NEED FOR WHITE-OUT
5 SPELL YOUR NAME IN THE SNOW

4 THIRD ARM (ex. when one hand is holding a beer, the other is holding the  emote, u need sumthing to find loose change inbetween the couch cushions)

3 TIE UP CRIMINALS

2 IMPROV. WEAPONRY (ex. I challenge you to a duel!)

1 MASTURBATION!!!!!!!!!

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