10: Steer with your feet and work the pedals with your hands.

9: Wear a monkey suit.

8: Take off your muffler and strap it to the top of your car

7: Put announcer megaphones to the top of your car making farting noises (With the occasional "PAAAAAA" included)

6: Shoot a potato gun at cops

5: toss bananas out your windows when going over an a bridge

4: At a stoplight get out of your car and knock on the window of the car next to you

3: Attatch cardboard wings to your car and pretend it's an airplane (role down your windows and make airplane noises

2:  Get books on tape of Dr. Seuss books, hydrolics, and huge bass speakers and blast the books on tape