10: cut off their nose

9: throw them off a plane with sky diving equipment

8: Give them up for adoption

7:  put them at the controls of a helicopter when the pilot has bailed out

6: put tons of charred corpses in a 5 mile radius around them so they think they're the last surviving person on earth

5: shove a wig up their ass

4: dress everyone in medieval clothes and bring them to a rennaisance festival

3: tatoos

2: trap them under a portapotty