10. Bring an economy sized bag of hamster cage padding and dump it on the people behind you.

9. Get a super soaker filled with water from the public bathrooms there and spray the screen whenever a bad guy comes on.

8. Yell, "Go Stone Cold!", and, "People's Elbow! People's Elbow!" at tense moments if it is a romantic movie.

7. Make your own sound effects. Ex. In a fast moving car chase: "Meow! Meow!"

6.  Inform the stranger next to you that everything on the screen is a pig.

5. Ask the person next to you personal questions relating to your life. Ex. "Did you ask Nick whether he bought the yacht yet?"

4. Wear pants on your head and a shirt on your legs and yell (with dance) "MMMMMM  BBAAAAA , look at me, I am a monkey!"

3. Translate all of the dialogue into Ebonics (loudly, of course).

2. Record yourself loudly making farting noises on a tape and bring a powerful stereo into the theater and play it at maximum volume.