10.That dog stole my wallet!

9. There's a bomb in my pants!

8. Boy, that pilot sure was drunk.

7. Can anyone find my lost penis? Last time I saw it, it was spelunking.

6. Sir, can you help me fit these dead bodies into my carry on bag?

5. You sure can fit a lot of kerosene bottles into these new bags.

4. Hmm. I lost my gun cleaning oil.

3. He sure needs to wash his hands, there's a lot of blood on them.

2. I wonder how his eyebrows got burned off.