10. any noise you make or thing you do can be held against you in a court of law

9. this room is being watched by security cameras

8. please do not leave your bodily waste in our sink

7. all waste is combed for valuable objects and food for starving children

6. please recycle used toilet paper for use of tissues

5. cancerous numpy lumps go in the sink

4. please remove any and all wigs from up your ass before using this facility (topes are admitted)

3. all personnel must wear hardhats while defecating

2. do not build little forts with used tampons