10. Come to school naked and convince everyone it's a dream

9. Egg teacher's houses with feces.

8. Bring a monkey trained to ejaculate on people's faces to school.

7. Run over people in school with a bigwheel tricycle.

6. Come to school in a pirate costume on labor day and vandalize the school with parrot excrement.

5. In the middle of sex ed., demonstrate for the class.

4. Tell the teachers to refer to you as Xanadu of the North and claim you are looking for Arcoth the fairy wizard to help you on your quest to avenge your family (slain by ogres or OJ. We don't know which.)

3. Call your headmaster every night at intervals of every 27 minutes, saying, "Beeboo, beeboo, expell me!

2. Drug teachers and take incriminating polaroids with a donkey.