10  "once apon a time, the hildo attacked the magic hampster hildo which hildoed tildiness hildiciously"

9  The tv doesn't work

8  If hildo were your last name, people would call you the Whackoff McGee

7  You don't need to remove your genitles

6  Using the word 'hildo' you can explain the theory of relativaty in only 4 words: "hildo, no one cares."

5  good for dirty poetry

4  just look at the fucking work, its hillarious!

3  it rhymes with dildo

2  it rhymes with dildo