Dear _____ (mom, nephew, goat),
How was your _____ (day, sex last night, colostomy). I
heard that you needed ____ (a new hermaphridite, prostitute, Santa Claus
giggalo) in your life because of your bad relations with _____( your neighbor,
your neighbor's 7 year old daughter, Boss Hogg). I'm very sorry that
you (two broke up, shot her, burned her house down), but you need to move
on.
I know this must be hard for you so I'll write about something
else. I've just been _____ (whacking off, oiling my nipples, dying
from cancer from radioactive ape bites) since that time we went to the
park and _____ (had sex, had sex with each other and a goat, had sex with
each other, a goat, the pizza boy, the janitor, a horse, a circus troop,
and that waffle salesman). Well, I've got to go, so I'll _____ (email,
shoot your dog for, kill) you tomorrow. Bye!
Squnk
(The correct answers were: nephew, colostomy, Santa Claus giggalo, your
neighbor's 7 year old daughter, oiling my nipples, had sex with each other
and a goat, shoot your dog for)
If you got
all 7 right: then you cheated.
6 right: you're a sick sick person... plus you cheated but did it wrong,
stupid.
5 right: thats what your mom thought too!
4 right: God hates you and your family.
3 right: Satan hates you and your family.
2 right: you're obviously using the computer at the library becuase
you don't have enough intelligence to get a good job to buy a computer.
1 right: you are the stupidest person in the world, may God have mercy
on your soul because your stupidity eminates from you and causes
us all to be dumber.
0 right: expect armed hellicopters to be circling your house by tomorrow
morning. Idiot.
