This site is dedicated to everything Squnk, and all that Squnk has made.
"What is this Squnk? I have my plowing to do.", you say. Well, it's a comedy group devoted to a brand of humor known as Squnkage. Although this is not a real word, and might never be one, this is what we dedicate billions upon billions of hours every day of the year, other than days which we are too lazy to work. To help you better this we have here 7 simple steps to enjoy this site:
step 1: read everything on this site
if funny: go to step 2
else: go to step 3
step 2: laugh at everything, espeically that which is not funny
step 3: send the emails and this website to everyone you know
if later you feel guilty about being so immature as to send them: come back to this site and laugh at more funny things
else: come back to this site later and look at more funny things
step 4: bookmark this site
step 5: set this site as your homepage
step 6: bombard everyone you know with cool emails about how cool our site is
step 7: run away to live in the wilderness,with your only connections to civilization being an elaborate shrine to Squnk and some sort of connection to this website which you worship, perhaps a PCS phone, which has calls that are clear and has the Wireless Web.
If you choose not to follow the instructions of step 7: repeat the process from step 1. continue this loop till you are addicted to this website and its contents.
